you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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