He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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