I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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