Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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