I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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