with your own penis?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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