we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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