yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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