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(214): View more from Texas

Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?

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(517): View more from Michigan

We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.

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(914): View more from New York

So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?

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