Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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