This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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