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(815): View more from Illinois

My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?

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(718): View more from New York

We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.

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(616): View more from Michigan

bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking

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(248): View more from Michigan

I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone

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(613): View more from Ontario

Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.

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