You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.