My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he shaved USA in his pubs
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs