It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....