Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.