its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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