I think I just saw someone hide a body.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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