The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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