when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
