wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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