Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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