office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize