I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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