these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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