I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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