so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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