How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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