come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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