Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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