Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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