How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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