so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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