Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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