You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
