MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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