So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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