Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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