I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Never underestimate the power of titties
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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