Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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