what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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