Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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