have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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