I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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