That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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