We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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