Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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