The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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