I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
im holly from the hills drunk
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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