i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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