grandma shit on top of the toilet
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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