That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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