You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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