idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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