and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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