it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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