So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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