yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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