you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Are my feet made of real feet?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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